{"id":1249,"date":"2013-08-07T12:52:43","date_gmt":"2013-08-07T17:52:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unorthodoxcreativity.com\/emky\/?p=1249"},"modified":"2013-08-07T15:00:46","modified_gmt":"2013-08-07T20:00:46","slug":"quasi-guest-post-my-partners-wep-ronpet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/unorthodoxcreativity.com\/emky\/magic\/quasi-guest-post-my-partners-wep-ronpet\/","title":{"rendered":"Quasi-Guest Post: My Partner’s Wep Ronpet"},"content":{"rendered":"

As I’d hoped<\/a>, my (non-Kemetic) partner did indeed make pansnakes and ritually slay them on the first day of the new Kemetic year. More than that, however, he sent me a narrative, accompanied by photos, which I am sharing with you all. I laughed so hard I cried when I got them on Saturday. :D<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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*cue ominous foreshadowy music* From the murky Teflon depths of isfet…<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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It’s alive! Alive!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Back, foul creatures! Back, I say!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! THRUST!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Taste cold steel… and justice!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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If it bleeds, we can kill it.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Hisssss! (Translation: Run away! Run away!)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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No surrender, no retreat!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Usually one goes from the frying pan into the fire, not the other way around…<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Villain! Have at thee!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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You may be quick, but my blade is quicker. En garde!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Ha! Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta ki… Ya know what, never mind. Hya!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Tsunami CHOP!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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*shinnng!* *slow motion choppy sound from Samurai Jack*<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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One two! One two! And through and through. The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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…and with its head he went galumphing back. Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! Hail the conquering hero!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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What is best in life?<\/p>\n

To crush isfet, see it driven before you, and eat the tasty tasty remains. *nomnomnom!*<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As I’d hoped, my (non-Kemetic) partner did indeed make pansnakes and ritually slay them on the first day of the new Kemetic year. More than that, however, he sent me a narrative, accompanied by photos, which I am sharing with you all. I laughed so hard I cried when I got them on Saturday. :D […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[13,54],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/unorthodoxcreativity.com\/emky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1249"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/unorthodoxcreativity.com\/emky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/unorthodoxcreativity.com\/emky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unorthodoxcreativity.com\/emky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unorthodoxcreativity.com\/emky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1249"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/unorthodoxcreativity.com\/emky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1266,"href":"http:\/\/unorthodoxcreativity.com\/emky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1249\/revisions\/1266"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/unorthodoxcreativity.com\/emky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unorthodoxcreativity.com\/emky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unorthodoxcreativity.com\/emky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}